Life on Urban Wheels.
Prof-explained!

This post has been on my mind for long now… Finally doing it!

Hey fellas! With the new semester started, we’ve been alloted new profs for almost all the subjects. Only the maths and the edc profs have been retained. Now, us students have this power to be able to find faults even with the best profs. So, exploiting the same, here’s a list of all profs that i’ve to put up wid in this sem…

(Note:Names are not disclosed for obvious reasons.)

1) Teacher:Maths, Fav Line: “Aap sab to yaha timepass karne baithe hain na…” (“You all are sitting here for timepass…”) :- This guy’s actually a good teacher. However, in the last sem he just gave up taking lectures for our class since we’d been bunking a hell lot of his lectures! This time, though, he’s back on track and is taking all the lectures. However, the students haven’t improved at all. The attendance for all his lectures is still below 50%!!

2) Teacher:EWT, Fav Line:”Kya hoga pphhiiirr…??“(Hindi version), “What’ll it be thaann…??“(English version) :- Ya well, now this guy is the typical bad prof whose lectures u fail to understand one single bit. And its not just me, this is the class verdict. However, we do attend his lectures now and ‘thaann’… just for the laugh of it! He’s got no tense-sense (mixes plural n singular), and his fav line is hilarious! You just have to listen it from him, else its no fun! Try pronouncing ‘then’ replacing ‘e’ with ‘aa’!!

3) Teacher:EDC2, Fav Line:”tho yaha pe, in this case, over here…“(yepp, all together) :- This guy is probably the second best prof that we’ve been blessed with! He’s been teaching us since the prev sem and we luv every moment of his lecture! Not just that, he’s a good teacher who also ends a 2 hour lecture in an hour!! The sad part, though, is that he never gets even close to completing the syllabus…

4) Teacher: PCOM & ADIC, Fav Line:”arre haan naa…“(Hindi version), “okk, fffaaine“(English version) :- He is the best prof we have!! The only fault wid him is that he boasts a lot about himself! Also, he gives a lot of social speeches as a part of his lectures. He’s very hell bent at completing the syllabus and thus takes strict timely lectures! We aren’t complaining, but sometimes it just becomes too much…

So, thats about it! However, u need to listen to those ‘Fav Lines’ being said by them in context! I might as well make a podcast for the same… maybe!

PEACE!